{"product_id":"funny-holder","title":"🎅😂Funny Santa Toilet Paper Holder","description":"\n\u003csection id=\"kj-funny-santa-1107\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n#kj-funny-santa-1107{\n  --fs-red:#a52b35;\n  --fs-green:#173c2f;\n  --fs-gold:#e5bf77;\n  --fs-ink:#332a26;\n  font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\n  color:var(--fs-ink);\n  line-height:1.55;\n  background:#fff;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107,\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 *{\n  box-sizing:border-box;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-wrap{\n  max-width:1080px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  padding:0 14px;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 h1,\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 h2,\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 h3{\n  margin:0;\n  line-height:1.4;\n  overflow:visible;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 p{\n  margin:9px 0;\n}\n\n\/* HERO *\/\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-hero{\n  text-align:center;\n  background:linear-gradient(135deg,#78212b,#b6353d);\n  color:#fff;\n  padding:40px 20px;\n  border-radius:18px;\n  margin:12px 0 26px;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-kicker{\n  font-size:13px;\n  font-weight:800;\n  letter-spacing:1.5px;\n  color:#ffe1a2;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 h1{\n  font-size:clamp(31px,4.7vw,49px);\n  font-weight:800;\n  color:#fff8e9;\n  margin:13px auto;\n  max-width:850px;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-hero p{\n  max-width:740px;\n  margin:10px auto 18px;\n  font-size:18px;\n  color:#fff3ed;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-tags{\n  display:flex;\n  flex-wrap:wrap;\n  justify-content:center;\n  gap:8px;\n  margin:20px 0;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-tags span{\n  border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.45);\n  border-radius:25px;\n  padding:8px 12px;\n  font-size:14px;\n  font-weight:700;\n  background:rgba(255,255,255,.08);\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-btn{\n  display:inline-block;\n  background:#f2cd85;\n  color:#51252a!important;\n  text-decoration:none!important;\n  padding:15px 28px;\n  border-radius:32px;\n  font-size:17px;\n  font-weight:800;\n  text-align:center;\n  transition:background .2s;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-btn:hover{\n  background:#ffe2a7;\n}\n\n\/* IMAGE SECTIONS *\/\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-item{\n  text-align:center;\n  margin:0 auto 28px;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-item img{\n  display:block;\n  width:100%;\n  height:auto;\n  border-radius:12px;\n  margin:0 auto 15px;\n}\n\n\/* NORMAL FONT + SOFT GLOW *\/\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-title{\n  font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\n  font-size:clamp(26px,3.6vw,37px);\n  font-weight:800;\n  line-height:1.5;\n  color:var(--fs-red);\n  background:none;\n  -webkit-text-fill-color:currentColor;\n  overflow:visible;\n  padding:7px 5px;\n  margin:5px auto 8px;\n  transform:none;\n  animation:fs-gentle-glow 4s ease-in-out infinite;\n}\n@keyframes fs-gentle-glow{\n  0%,100%{\n    text-shadow:0 0 0 rgba(229,191,119,0);\n  }\n  50%{\n    text-shadow:\n      0 0 5px rgba(229,191,119,.30),\n      0 0 12px rgba(229,191,119,.18);\n  }\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-item p{\n  max-width:780px;\n  font-size:18px;\n  margin:6px auto;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-highlight{\n  background:#fff6e9;\n  border-left:4px solid var(--fs-gold);\n  border-radius:9px;\n  padding:14px 18px;\n  margin:17px auto;\n  max-width:780px;\n  font-size:18px;\n  font-weight:800;\n}\n\n\/* BENEFITS *\/\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-benefits{\n  background:#fff8ef;\n  border-radius:17px;\n  padding:30px 18px;\n  margin:10px 0 30px;\n  text-align:center;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-grid{\n  display:grid;\n  grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr);\n  gap:12px;\n  margin-top:18px;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-reason{\n  background:#fff;\n  border:1px solid #eedfd0;\n  border-radius:12px;\n  padding:19px 17px;\n  text-align:left;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-reason h3{\n  color:#8d3037;\n  font-size:19px;\n  margin-bottom:6px;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-reason p{\n  font-size:16px;\n  margin:0;\n}\n\n\/* CTA *\/\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-cta{\n  background:#f9eee3;\n  text-align:center;\n  border-radius:16px;\n  padding:32px 19px;\n  margin-bottom:31px;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-cta p{\n  max-width:700px;\n  margin:8px auto 18px;\n  font-size:18px;\n}\n\n\/* FAQ *\/\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-faq{\n  max-width:900px;\n  margin:0 auto 35px;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-faq details{\n  border:1px solid #eadfd2;\n  background:#fffaf5;\n  border-radius:10px;\n  margin:8px 0;\n  padding:0 16px;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-faq summary{\n  cursor:pointer;\n  padding:16px 0;\n  font-size:17px;\n  font-weight:800;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-faq details p{\n  margin:0;\n  padding:0 0 16px;\n  font-size:16px;\n}\n\n\/* ENDING *\/\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-ending{\n  background:linear-gradient(135deg,#142d25,#28513b);\n  border-radius:18px;\n  padding:45px 22px;\n  color:#fff5e4;\n  text-align:center;\n  margin-bottom:20px;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-ending h2{\n  color:#f2d08c;\n  font-size:clamp(28px,4vw,42px);\n  margin-bottom:14px;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-ending p{\n  max-width:720px;\n  margin:0 auto 13px;\n  font-size:18px;\n}\n#kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-ending strong{\n  color:#f2d08c;\n}\n\n\/* MOBILE *\/\n@media(max-width:650px){\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-wrap{\n    padding:0 11px;\n  }\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-hero{\n    padding:31px 14px;\n  }\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 h1{\n    font-size:32px;\n  }\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-hero p{\n    font-size:17px;\n  }\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-item{\n    margin-bottom:25px;\n  }\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-item img{\n    border-radius:9px;\n  }\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-item p{\n    font-size:17px;\n  }\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-title{\n    font-size:27px;\n    line-height:1.5;\n    padding:7px 3px;\n  }\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-grid{\n    grid-template-columns:1fr;\n  }\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-benefits{\n    padding:25px 13px;\n  }\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-btn{\n    display:block;\n    width:100%;\n  }\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-ending{\n    padding:37px 18px;\n  }\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-ending p{\n    font-size:17px;\n  }\n}\n@media(prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-title{\n    animation:none;\n  }\n  #kj-funny-santa-1107 .fs-btn{\n    transition:none;\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"fs-wrap\"\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003cheader class=\"fs-hero\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fs-kicker\"\u003e\n    A LITTLE HOLIDAY MISCHIEF\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003ch1\u003e\n    🎅 Santa's Got Muscles...\u003cbr\u003e\n    And a New Job! 😂\n  \u003c\/h1\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Forget the usual Santa!\n    This guy has muscles, attitude,\n    and one seriously unexpected bathroom job.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fs-tags\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e😂 Funny Design\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e🧻 Useful Storage\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e🎄 Holiday Humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e🎁 Gag Gift Idea\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003ca class=\"fs-btn\" href=\"#fs-buy-1107\"\u003e\n    😂 See Santa's New Job\n  \u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/header\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 1 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"fs-item\"\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-11-05\/97612950365274113.webp\" alt=\"Muscular Santa holding a toilet paper roll\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 class=\"fs-title\"\u003e\n    💪 Santa's Been Hitting the Gym!\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Classic white beard. Red holiday shorts.\n    A muscular new look nobody expected!\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 2 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"fs-item\"\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-11-05\/97612952512757761.webp\" alt=\"Santa toilet paper holder in use beside a bathroom sink\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 class=\"fs-title\"\u003e\n    🧻 Practical? Yes. Ridiculous? Absolutely!\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Keep a roll within reach\n    while adding an unexpected\n    touch of humor to your bathroom.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fs-highlight\"\u003e\n    Everyday storage has never looked this funny! 😂\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 3 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"fs-item\"\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-11-05\/97612953838157825.webp\" alt=\"Close-up of Santa face muscular torso and toilet paper holding rod\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 class=\"fs-title\"\u003e\n    🎅 It's All in the Funny Details!\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    From his playful expression\n    to the exaggerated muscles\n    and built-in roll holder,\n    every detail adds to the joke.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 4 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"fs-item\"\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-11-05\/97612950885367809.webp\" alt=\"Surprised guest discovering the funny Santa bathroom decoration\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 class=\"fs-title\"\u003e\n    😂 Wait Until Your Guests Notice!\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Turn an ordinary bathroom visit\n    into a funny little surprise.\n    A conversation starter they won't expect!\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 5 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"fs-item\"\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-11-05\/97612951707451393.webp\" alt=\"Christmas bathroom setting with Santa toilet paper holder\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 class=\"fs-title\"\u003e\n    🎄 Christmas Cheer in the Most Unexpected Room!\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    The tree is decorated.\n    The stockings are hung.\n    Now it's the bathroom's turn\n    to join the holiday fun!\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- IMAGE 6 --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"fs-item\"\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-11-05\/97612953301286913.webp\" alt=\"Funny muscular Santa given as a Christmas gag gift\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 class=\"fs-title\"\u003e\n    🎁 The Gift Nobody Saw Coming!\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    A cheeky surprise for friends,\n    family, and holiday gift exchanges.\n    Funny to unwrap and useful afterward!\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- FOUR PURCHASE REASONS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"fs-benefits\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2 class=\"fs-title\"\u003e\n    ❤️ Four Reasons to Love This Little Guy\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"fs-grid\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fs-reason\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003e💪 Unexpected Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        A hilarious muscular twist\n        on a familiar holiday character.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fs-reason\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003e🧻 Useful Storage\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        A playful way to keep\n        toilet paper close at hand.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fs-reason\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003e😂 Conversation Starter\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Give guests something\n        unexpected to smile about.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"fs-reason\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003e🎁 Fun Holiday Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        A memorable surprise\n        for anyone who loves a good joke.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- CTA: FIXED, NO LIQUID CONDITIONS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"fs-cta\" id=\"fs-buy-1107\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 class=\"fs-title\"\u003e\n    🎅 Ready for a Little Holiday Mischief?\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Bring some unexpected laughter\n    to your Christmas decorating!\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ca class=\"fs-btn\" href=\"\/products\/funny-holder\"\u003e\n    🎁 Bring Home the Laughs\n  \u003c\/a\u003e\n\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"fs-faq\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2 class=\"fs-title\" style=\"text-align:center\"\u003e\n    ❓ Quick Questions\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003eWhat does it actually do?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      It combines a funny Santa decoration\n      with a holder for a toilet paper roll.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003eWhere can I display it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      It is designed as a bathroom accessory.\n      Place it in a suitable location\n      following the supplied mounting instructions.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003eIs it a good holiday gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Yes! It's a playful option\n      for holiday gift exchanges\n      and anyone who enjoys novelty decor.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003eDoes toilet paper come included?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      The product images show how\n      a roll fits on the holder.\n      Please check the selected package\n      contents before ordering.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003eWill the color match the photos?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Slight differences may occur\n      because of lighting and\n      individual screen settings.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- EMOTIONAL ENDING --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"fs-ending\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003e\n    🎄 Some Santas Bring Presents.\u003cbr\u003e\n    This One Brings Laughs!\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Not every holiday surprise\n    needs to be serious.\n    Sometimes the funniest little detail\n    makes the biggest impression.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003e\n      A Little Mischief.\u003cbr\u003e\n      A Lot of Christmas Cheer! 😂\n    \u003c\/strong\u003e\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n","brand":"DDD","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68006002852116,"sku":"I0T26110504-圣诞老人卫生纸架","price":25.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1037\/3365\/7876\/files\/97612877736706049.webp?v=1794025802","url":"https:\/\/morviiart.com\/products\/funny-holder","provider":"morviiart","version":"1.0","type":"link"}